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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 07:02

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What explanations do flat earthers have for the shape of our planet? If they do not have any, why should their opinions on this topic be considered credible?

Moonraker

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How is TikTok able to censor porn?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Goldfinger

What is the reasoning behind conspiracy theorists claiming that there were multiple shooters involved in the JFK assassination?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Octopussy

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do atheists demand that everyone must accept their own self-definition? Is that any different from demanding others must accept their choice among 87 genders or be labeled as a bigot?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What is the best reply if your boyfriend asks you,"why do you love me?"

From Russia With Love

Dr No

-”She is very sexyful!”

How do I know if I am a bitch? I try to be a nice person but people often jokingly call me a bitch. My family calls me a bitch sometimes too.

-”Ah so!”

You Only Live Twice

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Someone said that Japanese girls fly to Los Angeles all the time to have fun with black men. Is that true?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why do atheists love to preach against Abrahamic religions and mock God? Even if they do not fear the eternal fire of hell, pious Muslims will certainly not leave them alone and will take brutal revenge until they surrender and repent of their sins.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Live and Let Die

What happens psychologically to a man the first time he gets penetrated anally?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why are right-wing commentators spreading conspiracy theories about Haitians eating local pets in Springfield, Ohio?

A View to a Kill

Diamonds Are Forever

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What, when building a house, are the necessary wires (beside 120v) to future proof my house, Cat6, Coax, low voltage, and alarm wires?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-J W Pepper

What is the reason for The Acolyte (2024 series) having poor reception among Star Wars fans?