What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 07:02

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Moonraker
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Goldfinger
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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From Russia With Love
Dr No
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
You Only Live Twice
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Man with the Golden Gun
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Live and Let Die
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
A View to a Kill
Diamonds Are Forever
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-J W Pepper
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